Why are you so tired you can barely sit up straight? It is not an enjoyable feeling and I wish you could be a bit more collaborative. However, since you show no sign of respect of my wants and needs, I am going to ignore you too.
Therefore, I will jump in those running shoes and hit the road. I know it's both dark and cold outside, but I believe you need a bit of fresh air.
Let's just get this over and done with. Thank you.
Person in need of energy