...and not all tenants should be allowed to operate in the kitchen. If she's not setting off the fire alarm while cooking omelettes, she's dropping meatballs in Grandma's coffee or burning gingerbread skulls in the oven.
But we still love her so. I believe we wouldn't laugh half as much as we do, had she not been living with us. No need to say cheese, Iron Ass knows how to entertain us!